Special Post for a Heathen Mama

Teh Wurd Akording to Ceiling Cat
Probverbs 31
TEH PURFEKT WIFE
10 Teh gud wife iz bettr than cheezburgrz! Srsly!
11 her huzban trus her, an he haz the monies
12 shez gud an dont hert him.
13 gud wifes is stremly busy
14 makin shure’s der’s lotsa chezburgrz.
15 she gose far awai 2 get fud 4 her fambly.
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The Mall Ninja!!!

I promise to get back to  some Fibery Goodness real soon, but this might be the Best Thing I Have Ever Read…
It’s long, but totally worth it…I just can’t decide if the best part is where he saves the mayor’s nephew’s virginity, or when he threatens to taser people for taking too many Hickory Farms [...]