Special Post for a Heathen Mama

Teh Wurd Akording to Ceiling Cat

Probverbs 31

TEH PURFEKT WIFE

10 Teh gud wife iz bettr than cheezburgrz! Srsly!

11 her huzban trus her, an he haz the monies

12 shez gud an dont hert him.

13 gud wifes is stremly busy

14 makin shure’s der’s lotsa chezburgrz.

15 she gose far awai 2 get fud 4 her fambly.

16 her tinks bout field, n sez, I wantz it, and her takz it. Her maekz graepz grow. srsly.

17 her is srsly pwnzer, n herz got lotza strengthz, more then u.

18 Her maekz gud stuffz, and her can stayz up all nites! but her has to workzs.

19 her uzez dis staff, or mebe dat won, n she hodes it n her pawz.

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One Comment on “Special Post for a Heathen Mama”

  1. Heathen Mama Says:

    LOL! SRSLY!!!!!111!!!!


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