The Mall Ninja!!!
I promise to get back to some Fibery Goodness real soon, but this might be the Best Thing I Have Ever Read…
It’s long, but totally worth it…I just can’t decide if the best part is where he saves the mayor’s nephew’s virginity, or when he threatens to taser people for taking too many Hickory Farms samples…No, wait, maybe it’s the guy popping up out of Orange Julius with a Kalashnikov!!
Good times.
